Karen’s Twelve Days of Christmas

Karen’s Twelve Days of Christmas

Please join our chorus and sing along with the rest of us. 

(I’m sure most of you can figure out what ancient carol to sing this to)

On the first day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

A mistress to take control of me.

On the second day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

Two lifelike breast forms,

And a mistress to take control of me.

On the third day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

Three pretty dresses,

Two lifelike breast forms,

And a mistress to take control of me.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

Four lacy garters,

Three pretty dresses,

Two lifelike breast forms,

And a mistress to take control of me.

On the fifth day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

FIVE GOLD EARRINGS!

Four lacy garters,

Three pretty dresses,

Two lifelike breast forms,

And a mistress to take control of me.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

Six padded braziers,

ONE BIG NOSE RING!

HUH??? 

Four lacy garters,

Three pretty dresses,

Two lifelike breast forms,

And a mistress to take control of me.

On the seventh day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

Seven pairs of stockings

Six padded braziers,

FIVE GOLD EARRINGS!

Four sexy garters,

That’s supposed to be LACY garters, people!

Three French maid dresses,

Not again!

Two lifelike breast forms,

And a mistress to take control of me.

On the eighth day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

Eight pairs of high heels,

Seven pairs of stockings,

Six locked on diapers,

ONE BIG NOSE RING!

Someone’s been at it at it again!

Four sexy garters,

That’s LACY garters!

Three pretty dresses,

Two pairs of handcuffs,

And a mistress to take control of me.

On the ninth day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

Nine ballet lessons,

Eight locking high heels,

Someone’s cruzin’ for a bruzin’ if they don’t stop messing with my song!

Seven pairs of stockings,

Six padded braziers,

ONE BIG NOSE RING!

I’m going to kill whoever’s doing this!

Four sexy garters

Three French maid’s dresses

Two lifelike breast forms

And a cock cage that’s way too small for me.

Now where did THAT come from?

On the tenth day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

I wish I could take control of this song again!

Ten inch hair extensions,

Nine ballet lessons,

Eight locking high heels,

Seven pairs of stockings,

Six locked on diapers,

FIVE GOLD EARRINGS!

Four tight laced corsets,

Three pretty dresses,

Two pairs of handcuffs,

And a mistress to take control of me.

People please!  This is MY SONG!  Now try to get it right!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

Eleven tubes of lipstick,

Ten inch hair extensions,

Nine chains a rattling,

Eight locking high heels,

You just can’t reason with some people!

Seven pairs of stockings,

Six padded braziers,

ONE BIG NOSE RING!

I’m going to give someone a big PUNCH in the nose!

Four tight laced corsets

Three pretty dresses,

Two lifelike breast forms,

And a cock cage that’s way too small for me.

Come on people.  Please?  For me?   It’s the last chorus.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

Twelve pairs of panties,

Eleven tubes of lipstick,

Ten inch hair extensions,

Nine ballet lessons,

Eight pairs of high heels,

Seven pairs of stockings,

Six padded braziers,

FIVE GOLD EARRINGS!

Four lacy garters,

Three pretty dresses,

Two lifelike breast forms,

AND A CHANCE TO WEAR IT ALL AND JUST BE ME!

Whew!  Finally!

On the thirteenth day of Christmas,

I wish I could receive,

Hey! Stop!  The songs over!  There are only twelve days of Christmas!

Thirteen ropes for tying,

Twelve gags a choking,

Eleven whips a whipping,

Ten paddler’s paddling,

Nine chains a rattling,

Eight locking high heels,

Seven ruined orgasms,

Six locked on diapers,

ONE BIG NOSE RING!

Four tight laced corsets,

Three French maid dresses,

Two pairs of handcuffs,

AND A COCK CAGE THAT’S WAY TOO SMALL FOR ME!

Oh brother!  That’s the last time I ever try to write a Christmas Carol!

Merry Christmas anyway,

Karen

The McComber Switch

Yes, as I said in my last post, I will continue to post my stories – for now!  But please be advised that I am growing tired – and old.  It’s becoming more difficult for me, but I WILL try to keep going.  I’m also still struggling with trying to write on my wife’s tiny little computer, and I figure it will be Christmas before I can afford to get myself a new one to replace the one that lightning destroyed.  At least I’m hoping I can afford one by then.  I think it’s going to depend on whether I get a Christmas bonus or not. 

So as you know now, the next story is called:  The McComber Switch.  Before telling you anything about it, let me tell you what it is not!  It is most likely not the kind of thing that many of you want to read from me.  But I promise you, that if you do “attempt” to read it, you will probably find it hard to stop reading.  Some of you may remember how addictive “The Bet” was.  Well, in my opinion, this story is even more so.  Maybe much more addictive.  In my opinion anyway.

This story is NOT about diapers or any adult baby stuff.  There are no diapers in this story at all.  At least not for anyone older than eighteen-months of age.

This story does NOT contain “Femdom” – despite the fact that one of the characters would like it to.

This story is NOT about anyone who is a sissy – again, despite the fact that one of the characters would really like it to be.

And finally, believe it or not, this story is NOT about anyone who wants to switch their sex or who is even remotely transsexual. 

And yet…as many of you I’m sure have guessed, this is another twin switch story.  But I’m fairly sure that I can say that this twin switch story will be unlike any twin switch story you will ever read!  Yeah, I’m fairly sure I can say that.  Definitely!

So what is this story about? 

It’s about the McComber family.  It’s about children.  It’s about adults.  It’s about – LIFE!

There are characters in this story that you will probably dislike – only to turn around and find out later that you really love them.  There are situations here that you will probably say are wrong, wrong, wrong!  Only to later find that you agree whole heartedly.  And mostly, I hope, there will be characters here that you can find yourself identifying with, understand, rooting for, and loving.  I hope, at least.

So let me tell you just a little bit about the McCombers. 

The McCombers are a very close-knit family that live in northern Arkansas.  They are a clan with one foot rooted firmly in the past, while the other foot steps tentatively toward the future.  They care for each other and stick up for each other like very few families ever have.  They are an amazing family that I myself would be proud to be a part of. 

The McComber family is also a family that seriously values all of their many family traditions.  Traditions that have been a part of the family for generations.  Traditions that have seen the family through some very tough times in the past – only to make the family stronger in the end. 

The problem here, is that some of those family traditions are now being threatened – by of all things, two pre-teen twins…one who suddenly refuses to do what should be done, and the other who refuses to stop doing what shouldn’t be done.  And nothing seems to be able to sway the two twins to behave any differently.  And so the family finally decides to put the twins through hell.  But…it is a hell of the twin’s own design. 

There are a lot of characters in this story, so here’s a brief rundown of who’s in the McComber Clan (you may want to copy this and keep it for reference):

           

Jacob McComber - Grandpa                                                  

Rose McComber - Grandma                                                  

                                                                       

            Jed McComber - Jacob’s oldest Son - land and resource coordinator, hunting guide                       Valerie McComber - Jed's wife - works in family business office                                                                

                        Ethan - Jed’s oldest son - 18 years old          

                        Justin - Jed’s second son - 16 years old                     

                        Ashley - Jed’s daughter - 13 years old

Jane Mason - Jacob's oldest daughter - one of six teachers in the school      

            John Mason - Jane's husband - school teacher and principal, hunting guide                         

                                                                       

                        Hunter – John’s oldest son - 16 years old                  

                        Olivia – John’s oldest daughter - 11 years old                      

                        Lucas – John’s youngest son - 8 years old     

            Peter (Pete) McComber - Jacob's second son - Electrician, hunting guide

            Marcy McComber - Pete's wife - works with Valerie in family office

                                                                       

                        Elliot - Pete’s oldest son - 13 years old

                        Nichole – Pete’s daughter - 11 years old                   

           

            Clint McComber - Jacob's third son - Electrician, hunting guide

            Susan McComber - Clint's wife - works in office with Valerie and Marcy              

                                                                       

                        Tommy – Clint’s oldest son - 14 years old                

                        Jasmine – Clint’s daughter - 11 years old - twin to Jimmy                

                        Jimmy – Clint’s youngest son - 11 years old - twin to Jasmine

            Brian McComber – Jacob’s fourth son - Doctor, hunting guide                               

            Janet McComber - Brian's wife – Nurse, works at county hospital               

                                                                       

                        Allison – Brian’s daughter - 12 years old                  

                        Aaron – Brian’s son - 8 years old      

            Jessica Cumberland – Jacob’s youngest daughter - works in husband's store                       

            Jack Cumberland – Jessica’s husband - Owns huge sporting goods store (Only family members who don’t live on McComber land – they live near their store instead.)

                                                                                               

                        Madison – Jack’s oldest daughter - 5 years old                     

                        Caleb – Jack’s son - 3 years old                     

                        Melody – Jack’s youngest daughter - 18 months old            

So now that you’ve had a brief introduction to who’s in the McComber Clan, and with everything else being said, starting with the next post, I will proudly present:  The McComber Switch.

A Serious Decision For Me – And This Blog

 For many months now, I have been seriously considering taking a break from this blog.  There is a lot of tension and stress that I’ve boxed myself into here in order to keep posting and to keep ahead of you in the stories.  And I have many other projects that I really need to get back to working on – or other projects still waiting to be thought of and started.  Projects both for Karen and my real self. 

But this blog is my only real outlet so far for letting my Karen side exist.  And yet, as I’ve said, I’m growing tired of the stress and worry. 

So what do I do, continue writing and posting, or take a much needed break? 

After literally months of seriously considering this question, you’ll be happy to know that I’m going to continue posting – for now.  I will try to continue posting twice a week on Tuesdays and Fridays, but I will also try to not beat myself up over being so strict to maintain that schedule, or worry about posting so early in the morning (for me) – something that I know will be fairly impossible for me NOT to worry about. 

So yes, I will continue to write stories for you.  No!  Not for you, for me.  Everything I write, I write for me.  And then if I share any of it with you and you happen to like it, so much the better.  But If I tried to write for anyone other than me, I feel I would be doing you all a big disservice, and I would be doing myself an even bigger injustice.  So, I write for me, and only me.  I write what I want, and the way I want it to be.  And I’m happier with my stories that way.  The truth is, all too often, when I want something really good or interesting to read, I find myself turning to one of my stories instead of someone else’s stories.  I guess I like them more because they’re done the way I want them to be done.  They were interesting to me when I wrote them, and so they’re usually the most interesting things I can read later. 

So putting all that aside, and knowing that I will continue posting – at least for now.  That leaves the big question of what will be next.  Not just a good question, but an outstanding one.  So what will it be? 

The answer is that the next story will be something totally different again.  Just as “The Housekeeper” was vastly different than “The Bet.”  And just as “Hypnotized and Humiliated” was vastly different than “The Housekeeper.”  The next story is something vastly different again. 

Before telling you much more about it, I will tell you that while I was writing “Hypnotized and Humiliated,” I also wrote enough of this next story to fill about three complete books – so far!  And the story is a long way from being finished.  So right now I’ve probably got enough material for about a year or two worth of postings.  And the story is still growing and is a long way from the ending.  In fact, one of the problems in the story that I’m currently wrestling with, is to include another book’s worth of material inside of the story, or make that material another separate book.  I have yet to decide that issue, but I still have a long way to go before I get to the point where I must decide it.

I will also tell you this about the next story right now.  I hope I don’t get to post all of it here.  I hope I will post it for a while, and then stop posting it and pull everything I’ve posted on it off the internet – completely!  That’s because this book (although most likely I’m going to have to divide it up into several books) is something that I feel deserves to be published.  It doesn’t belong here and it doesn’t belong out on Fictionmania or any site like that for sure.  It deserves to be published and set where everyone can find it and read it.  To me, it’s that good!  That addictive! 

So don’t be surprised if someday I suddenly not only stop posting the story, but I remove everything I’ve posted on it so far. 

That’s about all I’m going to tell you in this post.  Next post I’ll tell you just a tiny bit about:

The McComber Switch