Too Old to be
Young
By Karen Singer
“Hi,”
Lisa said. “We were both wondering how
things were going with you and Jim, so instead of calling separately, we
decided to jump in the golfcart and come over together.”
“Come
on in,” Jackie told them with a smile.
“Have
you seen him yet today?” Pam asked.
“Of
course.”
“Is
he still in that diaper?”
“Not
the one he left here in last night. I
went over and let him shower and change into a fresh one. Actually, Beverly went over with me. I’m pretty sure that his predicament hasn’t
fully sunk in yet. I have no doubt it’s
going to take a few days for it to hit him completely.”
“So
you had no trouble with him at all?” Lisa asked.
“Not
with that. Not a lick. But while he was in the shower, Bev and I
gathered up every pair of men’s shoes he had, and I brought them back here. It sure took him long enough to figure out
they were missing, but when he did, boy did he have a fit.” She laughed.
“You should have seen him! I loaded
all his shoes up into my car and backed out of the driveway, and he came
running across my lawn begging me not to get rid of them.”
“Did
you?” Pam asked.
“Of
course! I donated them all to
charity. He’s got nothing but women’s
shoes left to wear now, just like he wanted.”
“You
didn’t even save one pair for emergencies?”
“What
kind of emergencies?” Jackie replied.
“As far as I’m concerned, no matter what happens, I see no reason at all
why he can’t face it in a decent pair of women’s shoes.”
Both
Lisa and Pam laughed.
“Um…ladies,”
Jackie said. “Just so you know, first
thing this morning, I did go ahead and order something from the internet for
him.”
“What?”
Lisa asked.
“Well,
I have no doubt that eventually he’s going to start balking, and balking hard
at having to wear diapers all the time.
Which if you’ll remember, is just what he wanted. So I spent some money on something to make
him think twice about not doing as he’s told.”
“What
did you buy?” Pam asked.
“Remember
that little used device that someone was selling because it was too small and
painful? The one with all the spikes
inside?”
“Oh
God,” Pam replied. “That thing looked
nasty! I could almost feel the pain just
looking at it.”
“Yeah
well, I decided it will be the perfect thing to use if he ever decides to give
me any trouble, which I have no doubt is going to happen. I’m hoping it will be here in the next few
days. Actually, I’m very surprised that
Jim hasn’t outright tried to back out of everything already. I’m amazed at that.”
“Me
too,” Lisa told her. “So you’re really
going to make him…keep doing it?”
“That
was the whole idea. The whole point of
it was to do it whether he liked it or not…up until the point where I lose
interest. And just so you know, Beverly
has already called her nephew as well.
He should be here sometime today between noon and two. I’m going to bring Jim over here for a few
hours at lunchtime and keep him busy with a few things, including trying to
shave what hair he’s got all over his body.
Want to help?”
“I
thought you’d never ask,” Pam replied.
“Good. Let me show you what else I was thinking of.”
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He
needed to pee again. He’d been holding
back for a while, but what was the use?
He couldn’t get the darn bathing suit of hers off to use the toilet if
he wanted to…which he did! He stood up
and let himself pee into the diaper. As
always, the warm pee rushing out and running down all around him added some
excitement, and then it was over. He
felt around his pants. No leaks. Good.
His
musings were interrupted when his phone rang.
He noticed that it was Jackie calling.
“Hello?”
“Hi
Jim? Enjoying yourself?
“Not
completely,” he replied.
Jackie
chuckled. “Have you had lunch yet?”
“No. It’s still a bit early,” he replied.
“Well
grab a fresh diaper and come on over. I’ll
let you change over here in a little while.”
Jim
wasn’t sure if he had a choice in the matter or not, but if he wanted a fresh
diaper, which he did, then he figured he had better do what she wanted. “Okay,” he replied. “I’ll be right there.”
“Oh
Jim!” Jackie said quickly. “I don’t know
what you’re wearing, and I don’t care…other than your diaper and your shoes,
but whatever it is, you better make sure you can bring your wallet with you
too, or at least your credit card.”
“My
credit card!”
“I’ll
explain when you get here. I have a
feeling you’ll want to buy something to make your life easier.”
“Easier?”
“I’ll
explain when you get here.”
Five
minutes later, he was walking across her lawn, still wearing men’s pants and
shirt, but he was again embarrassed by the breast bulges in his shirt because
of her bathing suit he had on under his clothes. The low-heeled pumps he was wearing were an
embarrassment too. He could do nothing
at all about either of those situations.
He knocked on her door, hoping to get inside quickly. He was shocked when the door was answered by
Lisa, not Jackie.
“Hi
Jim,” Lisa greeted him brightly. She
started chuckling as she let him inside.
“Somebody’s got a bra on under their shirt, and I’m not talking about
me.”
“It’s
just her stupid bathing suit,” Jim replied.
“I can’t get the thing off.”
Lisa
laughed.
“Hi
Jim,” Pam greeted him.
“Jim
looked around but didn’t see Beverly.
“Are you all here?” he asked.
“Not
Bev,” Jackie told him. “She’s busy.”
“You
said something about making my life easier?”
“Absolutely!”
Jackie replied. “Are you enjoying that
bathing suit of mine?”
“No!”
Jim replied. “Yes, I’m enjoying the fact
that I can’t get at my diaper underneath, and I’ve got no choice but to use it,
but it’s way too tight and the shoulder straps hurt.”
“I
thought so,” Jackie replied. “But right
now, it’s all we have. I did find
something else that you can buy though that we can use instead that I’m sure
will be a whole lot more comfortable for you.”
“What?”
“Come
over to my computer.”
She
led the way to her desk where her computer was setup and already set to the
webpage she wanted him to buy from. Jim
recognized it as soon as he got a look at the screen.
“Onesies?”
“You
got it. Aren’t they cute? I never knew such a thing existed in an adult
size. And the zippers in the back are
lockable so we don’t have to worry about you.
The material looks nice and soft, and I have no doubt they’ll be a lot
more comfortable than that bathing suit you’re wearing now.”
He
said nothing. He just stared at the
screen.
“You’ve
got two choices,” Jackie told him. “Buy
yourself a couple of those onesies, or we keep using that too tight bathing
suit, and maybe a few others we have around here between us that may be even
smaller than the one we’re using now.”
Jim
looked up at her.
“Your
choice,” Jackie said again. “Comfort, or
pain.”
Jim
looked back at the screen and reached out to grab her mouse.
“It’s
your choice, but I recommend getting at least two, and personally, I love the
kiddie prints. They’ll go so well with
some of those new diapers we ordered for you.”
Ten
minuets later, Jim had ordered two animal print onesies – lockable.
“Don’t
worry Jim,” Jackie said softly in his ear.
“I already ordered a package of locks for them…and anything else we may
need them for too.”
Jim
stared up at her in horror.
“Lunch?” Jackie asked brightly.
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“Hi
Aunt Beverly,” her nephew greeted her as he got out of the van and gave her a
hug.”
“Thanks
for doing this for us,” Bev told him.
“Why
am I doing this again?”
“It’s
for a…don’t ask. Okay. Just do it.
We’re having fun.”
“So
this is for a joke?”
“Um…sort
of, but no.”
“I
don’t understand.”
“Can
you just do it for us?”
He
shrugged. “I guess.”
“Right this way,” Beverly told him as she headed for Jim’s front door.
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2 comments:
great addition, the locking onesies will be interesting, I wonder how long before he is walking across the street in just that and the diaper. THank you
Omigod...the ONESIES?!?!?! The bottle and pacifier won't be far behind. Jim has no idea what these women have in store for him. And what the nephew cooks up at his house will really rock his world. Great job Karen. Thanks.
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