Friday, December 20, 2024

My Funny Farm - Chapter 1 – Rule of Thumb – Part 1 of 2

 

My Funny Farm

By Karen Singer

 

They all said they just wanted to save his life, but some of them had other agendas.

 

Chapter 1 – Rule of Thumb – Part 1 of 2

 

Before I begin, let me get one thing perfectly straight.  It’s not my fault!  We’ll it is, sort of, but it’s really not!  It wasn’t my idea to wind up wearing diapers and dresses and stuff.  Well, it sort of was my idea, but it really wasn’t.  I didn’t want this!  Well, yes I did…sort of.  But the truth is that I didn’t want this!

Oh hell!  Where do I even begin to try and explain this.  They say the best place to start is at the beginning, but…was there a beginning?  I’m not really sure.  And if there was a beginning, what beginning was that?

So okay, I’ll go back.  Back to a time when life was filled with trees and flowers and chirping birds, and basket-weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes, and they're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha.  To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and…

Sorry.  That song is far older than any of you.  Just remember, it wasn’t my fault!  Got it?  Okay.

Shit!  Where the hell is the beginning?  Maybe I should tell you a bit about me instead.  The real me.  The normal me!  My name is Craig Bryson, but to most of my family, I’m simply known as Gramps.  Yeah, I’m not a spring chicken anymore.  In fact, I’m sixty-eight years old and retired.  I don’t work.  I’ve had enough of work.  Retirement suits me perfectly!  Well, it did.  I’m not so sure anymore.  But once again I’m getting ahead of myself.

My wife, Rachael, died suddenly about a year ago, which put a big stop to most of our retirement plans.  It wasn’t something I could ever foresee.  The end result of it was that I was left all alone in this big old house, which in truth, I didn’t mind at all, with the exception of wanting to commit suicide since she left without me.  If my wife wasn’t there with me, I didn’t want anyone else around, and I was seriously thinking that maybe that should include me.  And when it came to the kids and the grandkids, well okay, they could come for  a visit – once in a while only.  A quick visit, after which they could all get back to their busy lives and leave me alone!

Without my wife, I wanted to be alone.  In fact, I preferred it.  But well…fate likes to play strange tricks on you.  But I’m getting ahead of myself again.

Look, I’m a guy okay.  A normal guy…well, I was…sort of.  Anyway, since my wife was gone and I was alone, I began to have all these yearnings.  Yearnings that drove me to the internet for…uh…education.  Is that a good way of putting it?  Okay – porn!  At first I looked at women.  But then well, I got fascinated with other aspects of what I was looking at, particularly a lot of the BDSM junk, especially male domination.  Hey!  Who was I hurting looking at that stuff?  Nobody!  But to keep going, the male domination stuff soon led me to males being forced into sissy behavior, and from there came the domination offshoot of diapers!

Yeah, it was a bit of a journey, but after a few months I became absolutely obsessed with the sissy diaper domination stuff.  I almost couldn’t get enough of it.  So much so, that I was actually planning on buying myself some diapers and also some women’s dresses and shoes and stuff.  Hey, I was alone, remember?  A – L – O – N – E!  Who was I hurting?  Nobody!  And since I was alone, who was going to find out?

Okay, remember that I said fate likes to play strange tricks on you?  The trick is that I never got to order any of that stuff.  None of it!  And I was very glad!  Okay, I was a bit perturbed as well, but…well, fate of course.  Fate, and the fact that family is family, and despite the fact that I didn’t want any of them around, I’ve always considered that family is one of the most important things in life.  So when a family member needs something you can easily help with, you don’t hesitate.  Even though yes, I hesitated, big time!  Did I mention I liked being alone?  But…well…fate.  And they asked nicely.  How could I possibly say no?  So I said yes.

Before I knew it, I was no longer alone in my house, and I had to learn how to live with two other people, my youngest granddaughter Emily, and her…boyfriend Jared, who she had been living with for the past two years.  Why didn’t they believe in marriage?  Oh well.  They were essentially married…even though they weren’t.

My granddaughter, Emily, and her…non-husband Jared needed a cheap place to live.  Jared had just gotten a job as a plant maintenance worker and Emily had recently been hired to be the girl’s gym teacher at one of the local middle schools.  You’d think between the two of them that they could easily afford their own house (or two), but they were looking for something cheaper, and they immediately thought about my big house just sitting here empty and not being used.  It wasn’t empty.  I lived here.  And did I mention that I liked living here alone?  But, well, family is family, and of course…fate.  So I said, sure.  Why not!

Why not?  Now, after months of them being here, and everything that’s happened to me, I can give you a wealth of “why nots!”  But again, I’m getting ahead of myself.

Suddenly, my house was not so quiet anymore.  Em and Jared lived in one of the bedrooms upstairs and now I could often hear them running and playing up there, not to mention lots of excited laughter echoing through the house as they…played.  Once, I briefly caught sight of both of them wearing some strange leather outfits.  That was weird.  No telling what those two were doing exactly, but I figured I was better off not knowing.

I did my best to adjust my life to them being there, cutting my alone time down to only when they were both at work.  I figured it was probably better that they were there anyway since it kept me from actually indulging in some of those warped fantasies I had been developing.

Okay.  Let’s cut to the chase.  The part where things didn’t just start to go bad.  The bad stuff fell on me like a ton of bricks.

I was home alone.  Em and Jared were at work.  With nobody there, I was free to turn to my favorite internet sites and peruse the sissy porn to my heart’s content.  And I was content doing it.  It was the stuff that filled my dreams now.  But then, well…fate again.

“What’s that?” the unexpected voice came.

I turned away from my computer and looked up…horrified!  Em was in the doorway to my home office, and she could see the porn I was looking at.  Before I could turn it off, she was behind me looking over my shoulder.  I quickly minimized my internet browser.

“I didn’t hear you come in,” I told her.  “You’re supposed to be at school.”

She ignored what I said.  “Open it up.  I want to see.”

“No!  And I’m a grown man, and I can look at what I want.”

“Of course,” she agreed.  “And I’m a grown woman.”

I wasn’t absolutely sure about that.  As my youngest granddaughter, I often thought of her as a child.  But the truth is, she was out of college now and working as a teacher.

She suddenly reached around me and grabbed my hand that was resting on the computer mouse.  I fought with her.  “No!  Stop that!” I told her.  But her hand was strong.  Too strong!  Uh…did I mention that she was a middle school gym teacher and was obsessed with exercise?  Yeah, she was strong.  Much stronger than my aging body probably ever was.  She was literally all muscle!  Still, I fought with her over it, and like it or not, she was winning.  She literally pressed the mouse button despite my hand being below hers.  The web browser sprang to life again and there was nothing I could do to stop her from looking at the embarrassing content I had been occupying myself with.

“Cool,” she said as she took a moment to see exactly what I was looking at.

Her reaction surprised me.  Um…I won’t tell you exactly what was on the screen, but…well…yeah, it involved diapers and dresses and sissy stuff.

“Lots of people wearing diapers,” she noted.  “And lots of guys in stupid looking dresses…with diapers.”  And then she laughed.

Ugh!  “Can you just leave it alone,” I told her.  “It’s no big deal.”

“But you obviously like looking at it,” she said.

“Sometimes,” I admitted.  “Now move.  Let me turn it off.  What are you doing here anyway?”

“Teacher’s day,” she explained, her hand still controlling the mouse, right over top of my hand.  “We only needed to be there half a day.”

She was still scrolling down the page to see more of the junk I was into.

“Stop!” I said as I shook my hand on the mouse.

She laughed and finally removed her hand.  She leaned over and kissed my cheek.  “Enjoy!” she said before taking off with another laugh.

Frustrated with life, I closed down the web browser and shut down my computer.  I didn’t need her to see any of that stuff.  That was my private business.  Just like whatever those two got into upstairs was their business.  Leather outfits?  Their business, not mine.  I just hoped nothing would come from what she had seen.  I should have hoped harder.

 

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I had a big house.  My wife had gone to heaven without me.  I was not quite alone all the time, but much of the time.  And the truth was, those young people running helter-skelter around my house when they were there was starting to grate on my nerves.  I wanted to be alone!  I wanted quiet!  I wanted…my wife back.  Every way I looked at the situation, there was no way for me to win.  So why should I bother trying?  Why should I put up with the constant irritation and worry?  Why should I…keep living?

One day, it simply got too much for me.  Em and Jarad had been out at work all day and I had been moping around the house by myself, as usual.  My wife wasn’t there to fill it with the warmth I wanted to feel again.  Nothing had been right since she had left me.  Why should I keep trying to live?  I couldn’t think of one good reason.  So I decided to end it all.  Put a stop to my depression.  Let the young kids have the big house all to themselves.  Let them run it into the ground to their hearts’ content.  I wouldn’t have to worry about it anymore. 

So I slit my wrists.

I woke up in the hospital with my daughter, Ashley, watching over me.  I didn’t even know she was there until a few seconds after I realized where I was, and that I was still alive…unfortunately.  But the moment she grabbed her hand and leaned over me, I wished again that I hadn’t woken up.

“Dad!  You’re awake!”  She seemed to be relieved.  “What did you do to yourself?  Why Dad, why?”

I looked up into her pretty eyes.  How could I have sired such a pretty creature?  “I miss her,” I said.  “I miss her so much.”

She looked down at me.  “Yeah, me too,” she said.  “We all do.  But that’s no reason for you to try and kill yourself!”

How little she knew.  She might be married now, but she hadn’t yet lived almost her entire life being so dedicated to one single person.  A dedication between the two of us that made us both feel more like one single person than two.  What else are you supposed to do when your very soul gets ripped out of your body?

 

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Tuesday, December 17, 2024

New Story - My Funny Farm - Introduction

New Story – My Funny Farm – Introduction

 

No, I’m not back.  Don’t even consider such a thing!  But since I wrote this story I just figured I’d share it with you.  This piece may or may not be a piece of junk story.  Okay, no matter what you think of it, it’s anything but a major literary effort.  Sorry.  It is what it is.  Try to enjoy it though, and I hope you do.

Just so you know, it’s not the story that’s the important part for me, it’s the fact that I finished it.  With all the writing I’ve done over the years, for about the last two years I haven’t been capable of finishing even one simple story.  None!  So finishing this is the real accomplishment for me, not the quality of the story (did I mention it’s crap?).

Okay, right from the start I’m going to tell you that this is a story about diaper domination, coupled with sissy wear, coupled with male humiliation (how could it not be a piece of junk).  That said, beware!

Every story needs a framework or storyline.  Sometimes though that framework doesn't fully manifest itself until after you’ve begun to write it.  That’s what happened here.  I was trying to write a fun story for you all to read, and I hope it still is, but shortly after I began, the story took itself to somewhere I hadn’t expected, and a little bit later, something else happened in it, and I realized that like it or not, the framework was going to be something very serious.  I’ve done my best to minimize that serious subject, but it’s still part of the story.

I’ve mentioned a few times in the past that when I write, I’m just along for the ride.  I just let my fingers wiggle around on the keyboard while I sit back and see what comes out.  That’s what I’ve done here.  So like it or not, I went with what came out.  Like I said, I hope you all still find it fun to read.

What is the framework here?  An elderly man’s wife has died and left him alone.  His depression grows over it, and he eventually tries to commit suicide.  Fortunately, he didn’t succeed.  But his depression and continued drive to kill himself are still the biggest things in his mind.  The family steps in and tries to use whatever they can to bring him out of it.  However, even though the entire family wanted to save him, some of them had their own agendas.  And thus, you have a framework to work around.

For those of you who don’t know, a funny farm is an old slang term for what they now call a behavioral center, which used to be called an insane asylum, and sometimes the nuthouse.  I’m sure there were a ton of other names for it as well.  In the past, they were not viewed as nice places, and indeed, some horrific things happened in them.  This story doesn’t take place in the past though, and those behavioral centers now offer some of the best care imaginable for their patients.  My heart goes out to not just the patients in those places, but the staff as well.  They’re all dealing with difficult issues and jobs.

Shortly after beginning this story, one of the elements that drove me to the framework was the words to an old song (if you can call it that) from nineteen sixty-six.  It was a novelty song that somehow, unbelievably, managed to quickly climb itself to the top of the music charts.  The song is called “They’re Coming to Take Me Away,” and it was performed by Napolean XIV, whose real name was Jerry Samuels.  I’ve included the words to the song here.  Don’t worry about the melody, there wasn’t one.  The entire thing was spoken, and the only accompaniment to it was nothing but a marching drum.  I wonder if it could be considered a forerunner to today’s rap music.

The song is about a man whose wife has left him and it’s driving him insane.  Very similar to this story.

 

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!

by Napolean XIV

 

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?

Well, you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind, and

 

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away
Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha, to the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha

 

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed, you laughed
When I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right?

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad, and

 

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away
Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha, to the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket-weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha

 

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds? Huh?

Well, you just wait, they'll find you yet
And when they do, they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt! And

 

They're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away
Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha, to the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats

 

 My Funny Farm – 25 Chapters, and I don’t know how many posts exactly, I’m guessing around 43 or 44.

 It all starts with my next post on Friday. 

 As I said, I’m not back!  But I truly hope you all enjoy this bit of fun.

Karen

Friday, November 29, 2024

In the Works

 Don't tell anyone, not even yourselves, but there's another story coming.  I hope to have it done and ready before Christmas, but no promises.  The story title is My Funny Farm.  Use your imaginations from there.

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Karen

Sunday, September 22, 2024

Thanks for thinkinf of me

 Thank you someone for thinking about me and asking how I’m doing.  I appreciate that.

I don’t want to sound morbid or even depressing, but the truth is that I’m very worried about my health.  I recently spent an entire week in the hospital because of my heart again, and I can simply tell that things are not one hundred percent inside my body anymore.  I am still here though, and still working to do the best I can.

I really would like to live a few more years (who wouldn’t) just because I have an exciting movie deal in the works for one of the books I’ve written in my own name, and the movie company is so excited by it that they want to work on more of my books.  But movies take a lot of time to set up and arrange, not to mention film and everything else that goes with it.  We’re looking at 2027 as the earliest date for that release.  I hope I can actually see it.  That would be nice.

I do sometimes wonder if I might want to write another short story or something for this blog, but every time I try to think about it, I simply have no idea what to write.

So thank you once again for thinking of me.  I’m sending my love and appreciation to all of you!

Karen

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Yes, I'm Okay

 

The question was asked in comments if I’m doing okay.  The answer is yes.  Better than expected.  My internal cancer check just came back clean.  Now I’m waiting to see the doctors for the external cancer.  Otherwise, I’m just getting old and worn out. 

I want to keep writing and at least finish the last story I started, but somehow I just haven’t been able to.  The novels I write under my own name have come to a halt as well, although I did write a three-book superhero story (with a body-switch problem you would all probably be interested in) that I have yet to be able to release.  A few years ago, I was turning out stories and releasing them within a few months.  I’ve been working over a year on these three books and have yet to get them release ready.  It’s just become hard for me for some reason.

Thank you for thinking of me.  I think of all of you as well, and wish each and every one of you nothing but the best.  And who knows, hopefully I can pull my head out of where it’s stuck and get it back on track and start writing again.  Love to you all!

Karen

Friday, November 3, 2023

Under Her Thumb - 7

 

Under Her Thumb – 7

By Karen Singer

 

An hour ago, she was buying breakfast for one of her snitches.  She did that occasionally, even when they didn’t have anything for her.  Her snitch today said he didn’t have anything, but during the course of their meal, he mentioned that he had heard a vague rumor that Jimmy the Reaper was back in town.  That had certainly caught her attention.  Her snitch hadn’t even known there was a bounty out on the Reaper.  A big one.  His information though was sketchy at best.  Third hand.  Still, now she was sitting here in her car watching the Reaper’s former girlfriend’s house, in hopes Jimmy might make an appearance.  For the amount of that reward, it was worth her time and effort, no matter how vague the tip.

With nothing better to do, she scrolled through her latest texts on her cellphone.  One from yesterday popped up immediately.  Not business.  Not her usual kind of business anyway.  She briefly read through the short exchange again.  Nice pics.  Are you ready for me yet?  She had texted back yesterday that no, she wasn’t ready yet.  She still had a long way to go.  That had ended that exchange.  She deleted the conversation.

But that short series of texts brought back the day she had yesterday with Josie…Josie now instead of Jozy.  Had he realized she was gradually changing his name?  Not that it mattered that much to her.  She didn’t care in the least what he might think about it.  Since she was sitting doing pretty much nothing, she sent Josie a short text.  I need pictures of your stocking tops or pantyhose in the next five minutes!

With that done, she sat back and relaxed, watching the dingy little house up the street.  It took six minutes before her phone signaled a text message coming through.  The extra minute didn’t matter to her, only the picture that was attached.  The top of his pantyhose.  That surprised her a bit.  But wearing them was his choice…as long as he was wearing them.  The picture was proof.  He sent back another text.  Good boy.

As she watched the house up the street, her mind briefly thought about her next step for Josie.  She would wait until next weekend to handle it.  Saturday.  If she wasn’t preoccupied with finding another slimebag and collecting the reward.  If she was busy, then Josie would just have to wait.

In the meantime, she intended on going easier on him this week.  Sort of.  But she had a feeling that over the course of the entire week he would start to realize just how much she now had him under her thumb.  Of course, she also had to wonder if he was bright enough to realize that at all.  Getting him to do almost anything had been remarkably easy.  The mark of a true submissive, whether he realized that or not.

 

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She had sat down the street from that little house for the entire day, and now evening was setting in and she was still there.  Patience and perseverance.  That’s how the game was played.  It was the only way to find what you wanted sometimes.  She checked her watch and figured Josie had to be home by now.  She sent him a text.  Have you had your bath yet and shaved your legs?

She was almost surprised when the answering text came back so quickly.  Not yet.  I just got home.

She texted back.  Good.  Start sending me pictures.  I want pictures of you pouring whatever you want to use into your bath water.  I want pictures of you shaving your legs in the bath.  I want pictures of you putting skin lotion on your legs and I want pictures of you in either the stockings or pantyhose before you put our pants on.  And finally, I want pictures of you wearing a pair of your heels!  Have you eaten yet?

His text message came back.  No.  I stopped in and got a hamburger to go.  I’ll eat it as fast as I can.

She texted back.  No!  Eat it later.  You can send me pictures of that too.  Now get busy with your bath!  Pictures Josie.  I need pictures!

While she waited, she noticed the car coming up the street from the other direction.  The car turned into the driveway of the house she had been watching and a woman got out.  Jimmy the Reaper’s girlfriend!  She saw the woman looking briefly all around before she headed quickly into the side door of her home.  That one little action was by far the most interesting thing she could have seen.  That brief look all around told her that most likely Jimmy was inside that house.  Her time sitting and waiting was not for nothing.  Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough proof for her to bust in there and try and capture him.  She was going to have to sit and wait.  Maybe all night.  Maybe tomorrow too.  But eventually she would find further proof of what she needed.

Her phone dinged a text coming in.  She saw Josie pouring liquid from the bottle of bath stuff.  Lovely.  She studied the picture for a few moments before continuing to watch the house up the street.  Five minutes later, she got another picture from Josie showing a razor shaving his legs.  She looked at that picture for quite a while.  But glancing up from the picture showed her another car entering the driveway.  The man who got out caught all her attention.  One of Jimmy’s best friends, and he was carrying three pizza boxes.  Too much pizza for just the girlfriend and him.  She watched until the friend went into the house, then went back to staring at the lovely picture of the razor against Josie’s leg.

Ten minutes later, she got another picture of Josie, this time showing a blob of skin lotion on his bare leg.  A few minutes later, she got one showing the pantyhose on his legs again.  She figured they were the same pantyhose he had worn all day, but she didn’t care at all about that.  Finally, she got a picture that showed the bottom of his pants just above the black patent high heels she had made him buy the day before.  Perfect!

She quickly sent him another text.  Lovely pictures.  Now, before you eat your dinner, wet your pants.  I want a picture of your uneaten burger in front of your nasty pee-soaked pants.

It was a few minutes before that picture came through, but when it did, she nearly laughed.  This had been the best way possible to spend her time on a boring stakeout.  She sent him another text.  Enjoy your dinner.  Let me know when you’re done.

It wasn’t too long before she got a text from him letting her know he had finished eating. 

Now it was time for the screws.  She sent him a long text.  I don’t care what you do tonight, but I want your hand down inside your wet pants playing with yourself constantly.  Non-stop!  All night until you go to bed.  After you go to bed too if you like.  And don’t forget, whenever you have to pee, you pee in those disgusting pants.  Don’t you dare remove anything you’re wearing, including those pretty new heels.  I don’t have much to do tonight, so I’ve got you on my mind.  Just in case I decide to come over there and walk in on you, don’t let me catch you not wearing a pair of heels, and don’t let me catch you without your hand down inside your wet pants.  And Josie, just so you know, when I make little visits like that from time to time, I get angry if my instructions aren’t followed to the letter.  And don’t forget, you’ve still got two more consequences to account for.

She sent the text off and figured that would hold him for the rest of the night.  It would have to hold her too, but it did give her lots of lovely thoughts to think about while she sat there and waited for something to happen in the little house up the street.

 

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The following morning, she was more than a bit perturbed.  The night before, she had sat down the street from the girlfriend’s house until nearly three in the morning, but nobody had come out and nothing had happened.  She finally went home and went to bed.  This morning she was again sitting down the street from the little house, watching it.  The girlfriend’s car was gone now, and so was the car belonging to Jimmy’s best friend.  There was no movement at all from the little house.  She was tempted to go over there and break in just for a quick look, but she dared not.  In the daylight, with no evidence, it would be a clear case of breaking and entry.  Even the police couldn’t do that without a warrant.

She sent Josie another text asking for pictures of the top of his stockings again.  Ten minutes later she had the picture.  Stockings.  No garter belt.  Lovely!  She started her car and went home, but she would be back later to sit and do another stakeout on the house.

 

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It wasn’t until her third evening watching the little house that she got her first break.  The night before she had sent the same exact instructions to Josie asking for the same pictures.  She had done the same thing again tonight.  She would continue to do it every night for a while.  She wanted to do a surprise inspection at his apartment tonight, but she couldn’t leave her stakeout position.

It was eight o’clock and dark.  She saw the side door of the house open, and the girlfriend came out and headed for her car.  But before the girlfriend reached her car, she saw the door open again and the girlfriend looked back.  It was difficult to see in the dark, but she was almost sure she saw Jimmy stick his head out the door for a brief moment while he talked to his girlfriend.  But it was only a very brief moment and then the head was gone.  As she watched, the girlfriend got into her car and drove away.  Had it been Jimmy?  She thought so, but she wasn’t sure.  It had simply been too dark to tell.

She had two choices, go in there and find out if Jimmy was really there, or follow the girlfriend.  She decided to follow the girlfriend.  She started the car and drove off.  A few minutes later, she watched the girlfriend park her car in front of a supermarket.  She followed her into the store to see what she would buy.  Ice-cream, beer, and lots of snacks.  Nothing she could use, although it looked like a lot for just one person.  But then she had already seen someone stick their head out that door.  Someone she thought might be Jimmy the Reaper.

She bought a few extra snacks for her stakeout then went back to her car.  Since the supermarket wasn’t that far from Josie’s apartment, she decided to make a quick detour, heading for Josie’s apartment.

Once there, she went to his door and using her lockpicks, she quietly unlocked the door.  She pulled a COVID mask over her face.  When she was ready, she opened the door and barged in as fast as she could.  “Josie!  What are you doing?”

She saw the frightened look on his face.  She also saw that he was just sitting there on top of a sheet of plastic on his chair, watching TV without his hand down in his pants like she had told him he had to.  The smell of his pee-soaked pants was strong in his apartment as she walked up to him and slapped his face.  “Put that hand down in the front of your pants and start playing with yourself!” she ordered.

His hand went down, but he complained, “But I can’t do anything!  I can’t get hard!  And it’s starting to hurt!”

She stuck her face close to his face.  “That’s the point.  The next time I catch you without your hand down there playing with yourself, I’ll glue that hand to your cock and balls so you can’t remove it!  You’ll have no choice but to keep playing with it.”

The fright on his face was clear.  So was the movement of his hand trying to play with things inside his pants.  Movement that wasn’t going to let him get any real enjoyment out of the disgusting thing he was doing.  She took a moment to look him over more closely.  Everything now seemed to be perfect.  “Lovely Josie.  Lovely.  Now just stay like that for the rest of the night.  Maybe I’ll pop in later to make sure, maybe not.  I found you this time not doing what you were supposed to.”  She turned and said one last thing to him, “Ta-ta Josie.”

With that she left him and headed back to her stakeout.  She was sure she had seen Jimmy’s face sticking out that door.  She just wasn’t totally certain of it.

 

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Thursday night she was back again at her stakeout.  She just knew that Jimmy the Reaper was there in that house, and she was going to catch him and get that reward if it was the last thing she did.  She was quick to notice though that his girlfriend’s car wasn’t in the driveway yet.  Where was she?  Had Jimmy and her gone off somewhere while she wasn’t around?  The only thing she could do was sit there and watch…and wait.

As usual, she had gotten the picture of Josie’s stocking tops earlier that day, and once again the pictures of him in the bath shaving his legs and getting ready for an evening of wearing wet pants and playing with himself all night were starting to gradually come in.

Her attention on Josie’s pictures though was interrupted when she saw Jimmy’s girlfriend finally pull into the driveway.  She got out and opened the trunk of her car and started pulling grocery bags out.  She saw the side door of the house open, and a head stick out and look around.  Jimmy’s head!  She was sure of it this time.  After looking around quickly, Jimmy himself came out of the house to help carry the groceries inside.  She grabbed her sawed off shotgun and was about to go in and arrest Jimmy, when Jimmy’s best friend pulled into the driveway again.  Bad odds.  Jimmy she could probably take alone, but not the two of them.  Not with the reputation they had.

Once all the groceries had been unloaded and everyone disappeared into the house, she left as well.  She would come back later and check the situation.

Instead of going home, she headed for Josie’s apartment.  Since the last time she had made a surprise visit, Josie’s hand had not been where it belonged, before going to his apartment, she opened the trunk of her car and rifled through her bag of tools.  She pulled out a couple of small items and stuck them in the pocket of her jeans.  Only then did she head for his door.

As she had done before, she used her lockpicks to open the lock before pulling the covid mask over her face.  She opened his door as quietly as possible and snuck silently inside.  She heard the TV going again and found him in the same chair as last time.  And like last time, his hand wasn’t down inside his pants.  “Josy!” she yelled loudly.  She watched as he jumped so fast he nearly fell out of his chair.  He jumped up and turned around to see her.

“Where does that hand belong?” she yelled.  His hand went straight back into his wet pants, and she saw the obvious motion of him playing with himself in there.  “This is two times in a row I’ve stopped by to inspect things and found the same damn problem.  You can’t seem to remember the simple instructions I gave you.  Pull that hand out and pull those wet pants down.  Now!”

The moment he had his wet pants down to his knees she moved in.  From her pocket she pulled a short length of thin steel chain.  She wrapped it tightly around the blue blob that was his cock and balls.  She grabbed his hand and pulled it down to the blue blob.  “Grab it!” she ordered sternly.  The moment his hand was around the plastic-coated cock and ball blob, she wrapped the chain tightly around his wrist as well.  From her pocket she pulled out a small combination lock.  Bringing the ends of the chain tightly together, she put the lock through the chain and closed it.  She backed away.  “Now try to pull your hand away,” she told him.

Joe did his best to pull his hand back from his cock and balls, but he couldn’t, and the way she had chained it there, his hand landed perfectly on top of it all and stayed right there.  He tugged a few times, but it was obvious that his hand wasn’t going anywhere.

“Perfect!” she said to herself as she moved in one more time.  She pulled his pants up for him, fastened them, and fastened his belt as tight as she could, further trapping his hand down inside his pants.

“Now,” she said.  “That hand will stay there until morning.  I’ll text you the combination early enough so that you can unfasten it and get ready for work.  With a smile and a small laugh, she said, “Ta-ta, Josie.  Enjoy yourself.”

From Josie’s apartment, she went and got herself some dinner and a few snacks.  Then she went back to her stakeout spot down the street from Jimmy the Reaper’s girlfriend’s house.  Hours later, she saw the friend get back in his car and leave, but there was no further sign of either Jimmy or his girlfriend.  Knowing it was too dangerous for her to break in on a man like Jimmy, she headed home for the night.

She knew Jimmy was in there.  She just had to figure out how she could get him out of that house in such a way that she could capture him.

 

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Early Friday morning she found herself back at her stakeout spot once again.  Early enough that she didn’t text Josie the combination to free his hand until after she had parked her car.  She watched as Jimmy’s girlfriend got into her car and left for work, but there was no sign of Jimmy.  An hour later, she texted Josie to send her the latest pictures of his stocking tops.  It was ten minutes before they came in, but she didn’t care about the few extra minutes.  Her mind was mostly on her problem of Jimmy the Reaper inside his girlfriend’s house, and how she was could manage to get at him.

She had been parked down the street from that house, watching it all week now.  She could be patient when she needed to, but her patience was running out.  She spent most of the morning thinking about the events that took place that she had seen from her stakeout position.  Shortly before lunch, a possible course of action came to her.  She started her car and took off.  No use sitting there right now.  She would come back later.

She returned to her stakeout position about half an hour before Jimmy’s girlfriend usually got home from work.  The minute she got there though, she texted Josie with a few new instructions to keep him busy for much of the evening.  His first new instruction was to go into a store somewhere on his way home from work and wet his pants in the store, sending pictures of course.  Then she wanted him to spend at least half an hour in the store and send another picture of his wet pants just before he left.  Then she wanted him to stop at a fast-food restaurant and go inside to order his meal, naturally with more pictures.  When he got home, it was back to his usual routine of bath, shaving his legs, moisturizer, hose, and heels.  But as soon as he was done, she wanted him to sit down and paint his fingernails.  And of course, she was demanding that he send her lots of lovely pictures.

Knowing that Josie was going to be busy for a while, she grabbed the few things she knew she was going to need before she got out of her car and headed carefully for the house she had been watching.  She prayed that it would be only Jimmy’s girlfriend that showed up.  If his best friend came, then she had no doubt that things could get really dicey, and she was worried about how bad it was going to be as it was.

Sawed off-shotgun in hand, she hid herself behind the corner of the house, just past the end of the driveway.  Now it was a waiting game.

The girlfriend’s car pulled into the driveway.  She waited and listened.  She heard her getting out of her car.  She heard her climbing the few steps up the back door, and she heard her opening the door.  She moved as fast as she could.  As the girlfriend was still opening the door, she ran up behind her and literally pushed her inside and down onto the floor.  She ran forward through the kitchen, noticing Jimmy the Reaper heading into the kitchen from the other direction.  Her shotgun was already up and ready.  “Drop to the floor!” she commanded.  Instead of dropping, Jimmy dodged to the side and dove behind the kitchen table.  She dropped to the floor herself and let loose with a blast of her shotgun under the table, but she wasn’t aiming at Jimmy, she aimed and hit the kitchen wall right next to him.  Her hands pumped the shotgun to load another cartridge in record time as she kept the gun trained right on Jimmy.

But then she was attacked from behind.  The damn girlfriend had jumped on her back.  She twisted and threw the girlfriend off and smacked her in the head with the butt of her gun.  But by that time, Jimmy himself was there.  She had a rule she tried to follow whenever possible.  You don’t mess around with perpetrators.  Any perpetrator!  You take them out fast and don’t give them a way to fight back or escape.  Unfortunately, this time, she had underestimated Jimmy’s girlfriend, which gave Jimmy the chance to fight back.

Lying on her back, she saw Jimmy’s big fist coming down toward her face.  She managed to deflect it with a swipe of her shotgun barrel.  Jimmy’s other hand came around and grabbed the barrel of her gun.  Still on the floor, on her back, she kicked with everything she had, right up into Jimmy’s groin.  The big man backed away in obvious pain.  She got to her knees and managed to swing the butt of her shotgun and hit his head.  He went down to the floor.  The girlfriend charged her again but this time she shoved the barrel of her gun right into the girl’s stomach.  She backed away and fell to the floor in agony.

Jimmy was starting to move back toward her again, but he was still on his knees and off balance.  Before he could grab her or her gun, she shoved the butt of her gun into his head one more time, knocking him back to the floor and nearly knocking him out.  Before he could recover, she was on him, pulling his arms behind his back.  She had him handcuffed in no time.  Then she went over to the girlfriend and used her second pair of handcuffs on her like she had planned on doing all along.  The perpetrator, and the accomplice who harbored the criminal.  She was going to get a very nice payday for this.

Before going outside to get her car, she grabbed a lamp from the living room table and used the electrical cord from it to tie Jimmy’s ankles together.  She used another one to tie the girlfriend’s ankles together.  Still praying that Jimmy’s friend wouldn’t show up, she ran back to her car and pulled it into the driveway.  Back inside the house, she moved the electrical cord bindings on both of their ankles to just above their knees, making it very difficult for either of them to walk.  She forced them to walk that way out to her car where she secured both of them safely in the back seat of her car.  She was gone a minute later.

As she looked back through her rearview mirror, she thought she saw the friend’s car coming up the street behind her and pulling into the driveway.  That was close!  If he had been there, she would have probably had to really shoot someone.

The pictures Josie sent of him painting his fingernails, and one final one of his nails finished came in long before she was finished processing Jimmy and his girlfriend.  But right then, Josie was a very distant subject for her to think about.  She had just captured one of the most wanted men in the state.  One that was going to bring her perhaps the biggest reward she had ever earned.

When she was done with the process of turning them in, she had only one thing on her mind.  Celebrating!  But as she finally sat in her car and went through the pictures Josie had sent that evening, she decided something else.  Tomorrow was Saturday.  She would continue celebrating tomorrow by taking care of Josie’s second consequence.  It was about time now to start changing his life even more.  She knew he wasn’t going to like it, but that was too bad.  This was the plan all along.

With a few minutes of work on her cellphone, she forwarded most of the pictures that Josie had sent that evening off to someone else.  Someone who was very interested in what she was doing with him.  Someone who was waiting only for her to finish.

 

Monday, October 16, 2023

Brain Dead

Hi all.

 No I’m not dead (yet).  Although sometimes it feels like it.  I do have more heath issues than I can shake a stick at.  Actually, I’m not sure how healthy it would be for me to shake a stick anymore.  I’m still alive though.  Still trying.  Still fighting.  Still getting through life the best I can.  I just have more issues to deal with than I used to.  The latest now is skin cancer, my second type of cancer to deal with. 

I do still love to write and I’m trying to write.  But for the last few months it’s not going very well.  I’m happy about the days when I can get a single sentence or story thought put down on a page.  The days when I can put several sentences or maybe even a few paragraphs together are great ones.  The days when I somehow manage to churn through several pages of story like I used to in a matter of minutes or hours are truly days to celebrate. 

I can’t tell you how frustrating it is for me now to sometimes not be able to remember a simple common word.  That seems to happen to me once in a while now.  I go for days, sometimes an entire week before that single simple word suddenly pops back into my head.  Weird!  And frustrating.  Growing old is LOTS of fun, but at least I’m still alive.

I am writing something though, although it’s another book in my own name.  It’s a three book superhero story I started early in the year that I’m still not done with.  I got through book one as quicky as usual, and it turned out fantastic.  Book two went pretty well too.  But as soon as I got into book three, the finale to the whole thing, my head went into la-la land and nothing seems to be coming out of it.  I can’t publish any of it until I finish it and it’s going nowhere.

If I ever do finish it, maybe I can get back to writing and finishing some of the stories I started here.  We’ll see.  As usual, no promises about anything anymore.  I do think about all of you often though.  I just can’t seem to get my brain going anymore.

 Love to you all,

Karen