Friday, April 25, 2025

My Funny Farm - Chapter 21 – A Round and A Round – Part 1 of 2

 

My Funny Farm

By Karen Singer

 

Chapter 21 – A Round and A Round – Part 1 of 2

 

For the first time in days, I woke up from my nap knowing for sure that I had actually slept.  I didn’t wake up on my own though, Nichole had to call me and shake me to get me awake.  As usually happened, one of my first thoughts was to check the state of my diaper.  Wet.  In fact, fairly wet.  I hoped it wasn’t leaking!  And then I realized that I wasn’t really worried about it leaking.  Huh!  I remembered being so worried all weekend about leaking, but for some unknown reason, I wasn’t worried about it anymore.  Why had I been so worried before, and not now?  I didn’t know.  All I was sure about was that I felt a lot better, and…yeah…happy!

Right there in my crib, Nichole did a diaper check on me.  “I think we better change you before we get some lunch,” she decided.  Two minutes later, I was strapped down to the changing table.  I was so happy that all she did was change my diaper, and of course pour another glass of water into it before she taped it on me.  I hated that!

She unstrapped me and let me down.  “Lunchtime,” she declared.  “Crawl into the kitchen now.

Yeah, lunch, if you can call it that.  I already knew it would be nothing but baby food for me, and I was right.  Ugh!

 

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Detective Kinsley headed down the hallway of the police station.  She finally stopped into the office of one of her colleagues.

“Hi Pat, what’s up?” her friend Martha asked as she walked in.

Kinsley sat down.  “You’re kind of an expert on the domestic abuse stuff,” she said.  “I’ve got a…well, the truth is I don’t know how personal a situation it is.  In fact, it’s really not personal at all.  It involves one of my sister’s patients.  I think I told you once that she’s a psychiatrist.”

“That’s right,” Martha replied.  “How is she?”

“She’s fine.  Her patient isn’t though.  In fact, I think her patient needs to be in a mental hospital, but for some unknown reason my sister is letting the family handle most of his therapy themselves.”

“That doesn’t sound like a very good idea,” Martha said.

“I couldn’t agree more, and I’ve told them all that…many times!”

“So what’s the problem, besides the fact that he needs to be someplace better than at home?”

“For some strange reason, the guy is convinced that his family is all conspiring against him, and they want to get him to the point where he’s completely incompetent to handle his own affairs, and then have him permanently committed somewhere.”

Martha looked at her for a moment.  “That sounds about as far-fetched as something can get.”

“Yeah, doesn’t it?  We all agree on that point.  But…what if…”

“What if there is some kind of abuse going on from his family?” Martha asked.

“Yes!  Not necessarily what he thinks, but maybe something else.  How can we check into it without disrupting things too much?”

Martha shook her head.  “Very carefully!  But…if you can get some permission from at least one of them in the house, then I may have a solution for you.  It may not be perfect, but it might help…maybe!  You never know in these situations, but you may get lucky with it too and catch something that shouldn’t be happening.  Are you interested?”

“Yeah, I think so.  And then tonight, I think my sister and I need to do another wellness check on him.”

“That should be your first line of information.  Wellness checks every few days…unannounced!”

 

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It was round two.  She had Craig lying in her lap drinking another baby bottle, this time she had put apple juice in it, knowing it would stimulate his need to pee more than some of the other things he was given to drink.  She sat there letting him finish the entire bottle, all the while letting his sucking continue to drop him further and further into an ever-deeper trance.  When the bottle finished, she pulled it from his lips and said, “Baby, I want you to stay as relaxed and deeply asleep as you can possibly be, but while you’re sleeping, I want to have another little conversation with you.  Can you stay asleep and open your eyes for me?”

She watched as after a moment, his eyes opened, and he looked at her.  “Good baby,” she told him.  “Tell me baby,” she said.  “Since we worked earlier to turn off all your ability to hold back when you go pee-pee and poo-poo, have you felt anything?”

“Yes,” he replied.

That surprised and concerned her.  He shouldn’t have been able to feel anything.  “What did you feel?” she asked.

“I felt pee-pee coming out,” he told her.  “A couple of times.”

“You just felt it coming out.  You didn’t feel any need to go pee-pee before it happened?”

“No.  Nothing.  I just felt it coming out.  It felt…good.  I felt happy.”

“Very good baby.  And do you still feel any worry about it?  Or worry about leaking?”

“No.  Not anymore.”

“Very good,” she replied.  “I want you to know that from now on, as long as you don’t know if you’re going to go pee-pee or not, if you do wind up leaking, you no longer need to worry about that at all.  Sometimes diapers leak, and yours might too.  If it happens, don’t worry about it.  We’ll just deal with it and there will be no punishments for you at all.  Can you do that?  Not worry about it anymore?”

“Yes.” He replied.

“Very good baby.”

It was time now to start moving into other things.  Things that eventually would bring him to the mental state she…they needed him to be.

“Okay baby,” she told him.  “I have something new for you.  Something else that will help to keep some of your stress away.  Does that sound good?”

“Yes,” he replied.

“Very good,” she said.  “Baby, you know this therapy that everyone is helping you with is based on some of the things you were very interested in, namely being an adult baby that likes diapers, and being a sissy baby that likes girly dresses and things.  And you do still like those things, don’t you.”

“Yes,” he replied.  “I like them a lot.”

“Very good baby.  I want you to like them a lot and you will always like them a lot.  Since you do like them so much, I thought it might be nice for you to enjoy all those things even more.  Won’t that be fun?”

“Yes,” he agreed.

“Baby, you know we helped you a little while ago to get rid of all those nasty unneeded feelings that were keeping you from going pee-pee and poo-poo like you should.  And you’re much happier about that now, aren’t you?”

“Yes,” he replied.  “Much happier.”

“And you should be,” she told him.  “And now that all that business is fixed for you, you’re more like a real baby than ever, just like one of the things you were most interested in.  Isn’t that right?”

“Yes,” he agreed.

“Good baby,” she praised him.  “Since you like being more like a real baby than ever, it’s time to help you go a tiny bit further to help you feel like the happy little baby that deep down inside I know you want to be.  Now are you ready to go the next tiny little step towards being happy?”

“Yes,” he replied.

“Very good baby.  We’ve been working hard now for some time to teach you to count correctly, and I know you can do that for me.  Can you count all the way to five for me again?”

“One, two, three, five,” he said.

“Very good,” she told him.  She had given him enough of what she thought of as “refresher courses” in the subject that she had no doubt that concept should stick now, possibly forever.  “And what did I tell you about all the numbers past ten?” she asked him.

“They’re too hard for me and I shouldn’t think about them anymore.”

“That’s right!” she told him.  She hadn’t worked much with him on that yet, but she had mentioned it to him once.  It was time to review that concept.  “From now on baby, just like you said, all the numbers past ten are simply too difficult for you, and you don’t need to think about them anymore.  In fact, any numbers past ten will do nothing but confuse you…just like a real baby.  Isn’t that a good idea?”

“Yes,” he agreed.  “So from now on, you no longer know any numbers past the number ten.”  She was sure he barely knew the few numbers she was allowing him to still remember.  But the truth was, she needed him to still know a few of them.  And the reason for that was coming right now.

“Okay baby,” she said.  “Since you can count that well, then I know you know how many three is, isn’t that right?”

“Yes.”

“Good.  Now baby, here’s something new for you.  What are the first three letters of the alphabet?”

“A, B, C,” he replied.

“Very good baby.  See, you do know how many three is.  But babies barely know even that much, in fact almost all babies don’t know any numbers or letters at all.  Isn’t that right?”

“Yes,” he agreed.

“And do babies know how to read?” she asked him.

“No,” he told her.

“That’s right,” she said.  “They don’t.  If something needs to be read, then someone always reads to them, like story books, so there’s really no reason at all for babies to know how to read, is there.”

“No,” he agreed.

“So why should you have to worry about being able to read anything either?  You want to be more like a real baby.  You want to be happy.  So why should you have to worry about being able to read?  But baby, this is something that’s kind of different for you, so we’re going to take it a little bit slow.  From now on, any words that you try to read that are more than three letters will simply be too difficult and confusing for you.  You know how many three is, so all words that you see that have only three letters you can still read.  You can sound those letters out carefully to figure out those words, but more than three letters is always going to be more than your baby head can handle.  They’re always going to be too confusing for you to figure out.  Do you understand?”

It took a long moment before he replied.  Long enough that she worried she hadn’t put it to him clearly enough.  “Yes,” he finally said.

“Very good,” she told him.  “Now here’s another good part of that for you, since everyone wants you to be a baby, just like you want to be, nobody is expecting you to be able read anything at all.  In fact, reading is something you might not ever have to even think about.  Everyone is going to read everything for you.  Reading is a grownup thing that you can simply forget, unless something happens, and you absolutely need to try it again.  But baby, only three letter words and no more.  Just three!  One, two, three.”

It was true, she thought.  There was every possibility that nobody would realize he was incapable of reading for a very long time, and that was if anyone ever figured it out.  It was time now to go back over some of the other things she had worked with him on before.

“Baaabyyy,” she sang softly.  “Remember what we talked about a few times about playing?  Do you still like playing with your toys?”

“Yes,” he replied.

“I’m so glad,” she told him.  “I want you to love playing with all your toys so much that it’s one of your favorite things to do.  And baby, from now on, I want you to be more interested in any toys that are made more for girls than boys.  Especially dolls.  From now on, dollies are your favorite toys to play with.  Tell me, what’s your favorite toys to play with?”

“Dollies,” he told her.

“Very good,” she said.  “Later in the week, we’ll work with you on enjoying more of the sissy girl things you also like.  But that’s for next time.

Like she did every time she worked with him, she left him and got another bottle for him.  A few minutes later, he was sucking on it greedily.  As always, she reminded him that he would never remember being hypnotized at all, but since he always went deep enough, she was sure that most of what she was teaching him would stick.  And she would keep going over those things until she was sure they would stick…forever.  He had drunk a good inch from his second bottle when she said, “Nichole says to wake up.”

 

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I opened my eyes.  She had said wake up, but had I been sleeping?  I wasn’t sure about that.  In fact, the more I thought about it, the more sure I was that I hadn’t been sleeping.  I had simply been…relaxed.  Yeah.  Relaxed.  She didn’t drink from baby bottles so she probably had no idea how relaxing sucking on a nipple of some kind could be, especially if there was some kind of liquid actually coming out of it.  Relaxing…drinking…all at the same time.  So nice.  I closed my eyes again and kept concentrating on how nice it was to suck on that nipple, and how good that apple juice tasted in my mouth.  Much better than some of the other things they gave me.  So nice.

“Baby, are you sleeping?” Nichole asked.

I opened my eyes again and shook my head.  “No,” I tried to say around that nipple in my mouth.

“Fine!” she said with a bit of a chuckle.  Finish your bottle and you can take your afternoon nap.  I know you like your little naps every day.”

“Did I?  I wasn’t sure if I ever thought about it.  But I was so relaxed.  Why couldn’t she just stick me in my crib and let me drink my bottle there?  It would probably put me right to sleep.”

 

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